It’s weird how much I already know through Harry potter and hp fanfiction…
Cupcake = fairy cake.
Accurate.//what//
Some of this
is just
I’ve never heard of some of these
some we use interchangably [we have been raised on a diet of american culture y’know]
some are outdated
and some are only used by drunkards in backallies on a saturday night
just
please don’t come to england and start using these, you will sound like a pretentious dickwad
well never in my life have i called a scarf a ‘muffler’, there are more places in england then london and last but not least don’t say these when in england if you’re not from around here, you will get stabbed, especially if you attempt a shit accent.

lets do this guys. that way you can get a secret out in the open and nobody can judge you. you can be free
oh mY GOD HE’S READ THE BOOKS. HE’S. READ. THE. BOOKS. HE LIKED DROGO. HE IS PERFECT. LET ME JUST CRY ABOUT HOW HE WOULD NEVER WANT ME NOW. BYE BYE.
:3 eppp love u gracey boo!
sticks and stones may break your bones but my dick would absolutely destroy you
ok let’s stop using the term “butthurt” we’re not 12 anymore
you sound fannytroubled
a little bootybothered if you ask me
someone’s having a little tushytantrum
CAN AMERICANS PLEASE STOP SAYING FANNY ON THIS WEBSITE PLEASE IT’S EXTREMELY DISCONCERTING FOR BRITISH PEOPLE WHEN WE FIRST SEE IT
HOLY CHRIST ‘FANNYTROUBLED’ THAT SOUNDS LIKE A FLAMING STD.
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I still don’t find channing tatum attractive